A coma might feel better

I’m so in love with damon in vampire diaries, I can’t even-

Aaah, I didn’t want to watch this stupid show to begin with but then I got convinced by some guy and now I’m stuck and it’s 2:16 am and I should be sleeping and aaah, I really wouldn’t mind if he bit me. perfection.

god, wtf is wrong with me.

When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs.
Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

kärlek.

thedarkestglow:

Nobody ever sees the after picture.

I love this.

the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit”

me: walking 
cat: hey hi how are you
cat: you walking here??
cat: can i just
cat: get thru rght here
cat: under your feet
cat: excuse me make way 
cat: i need to weave myself between your legs
cat: hey
cat: WHOA YOU JUST STEPPED RIGHT ON MY FOOT CN YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE WOW WATCH OUT MEOW MEEEOEOOWOWWOE

notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

mindracer:

please don’t fall in love with her.